glamming like a mofo

I don't know why, but I found this conversation to be funny. I would like to meet the guy who makes me "glam like a mofo".
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haha i guess being pretty counts for a lot to you people huh?

"we people"?

who is that?

dudes?if so, then yes -- we are visual creatures

otherwise why would you creatures doll yourselves up all the time?

you certainly don't do it for the good of your health ;)(and yes, that includes you who doesn't glam up regularly -- for a guy who loved you, you totally would...)

anyhoo, are you ready for the best part of this whole situ?

yeah go ahead

and i don't glam

haha

glam

one day, my child, you will be in love with a dude who is in love with you and treats you like a princess

and if he asks you very sweetly to glam for him, you'll be glamming like a mofo

(just fyi)