office fail

i won tickets to a waterpark at my company raffle. today's weather "feels like" 36 degrees.

FAIL.

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Email from boss:

"This is the latest report on the plant failure, translated from Russian. The tentative conclusion has now gone to stud fatigue failure. This still has to be considered speculative. We still haven't received design dwgs to allow any calcs."

Reply from EVP:

"This would have been easier to read if it was still in Russian"