"Hi, this is apt xxx, I'm having a problem with my toilet. It doesn't flush."
"Ohhh...that's a problem with your flush-o-meter."
"Excuse me?"
"Your flush-o-meter. Your unit isn't flushing"
"Yes, I understand that. Can someone fix it?"
"Bill isn't here today. You can call tomorrow and he'll come and fix it."
"Until tomorrow? Are you kidding me? What am I supposed to do until then?"
"Sorry, he's not here today"
I never knew what a flush-o-meter was. Sounds so fake. Well, I invested in a can of Oust. I'm...going to have to go suprman style and just go a day without using the bathroom. (He is a friend of mine from college who refused to use any toilet other than his own - so sometimes on retreats he would just not go the whole weekend...an amazing feat, I must say...)
Too bad I haven't learned enough about plumbing yet to be able to fix it myself...it's clearly just a lack of water pressure...somewhere...
But somehow I fear the possibilities of if I try to fix it and it fails....
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