I will not ever take up smoking cigars...never ever ever! But yes, it got my mind off things for about 2 minutes so mission accomplished, I suppose.
>Here's something to get your mind off those wild cards.
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: (SCW)
> > Sent: Tuesday, April 26, 2005 2:33 PM
> > Subject: You Know You Are A Korean Stylist If...
> >
> > You Know You Are A Korean Stylist If
> > By: Anonymous
> >
> > You think about Korean martial arts everyday.
> > You begin to sprinkle Korean words and phrases into your conversation.
> >
> > You have a Korean dictionary which you never use.
> > When you see a magazine rack you quickly check for new martial arts
> > magazines first and read the articles on Korean martial arts first.
> > You always make it a point to check the martial arts section of the
> > bookstore and look for Korean martial arts books first.
> > You shop for clothes based on your ability to high kick in them.
> > Adidas is your favorite sports clothing brand.
> > You sewed your school patch onto your bathrobe.
> > You tie your monogrammed bathrobe belt (which you never wash) into a
> > square knot and then check to make sure the ends are exactly even.
> > You open the refrigerator door with a roundhouse kick and shut it
> > with a side kick.
> > You develop a taste for Korean food and other Asian food as well.
> > You develop an interest in Korean members of the opposite sex.
> > You look more to your sabumnim/kwanjangnim for guidance and advice
> > rather than your priest.
> > You take up smoking because your sabumnim/kangjangnim smokes.
> > You take up drinking because your sabumnim/kwanjangnim drinks.
> > You take up karaoke because your sabumnim/kwanjangnim likes to sing
> > karaoke.
> > You take up golf because your sabumnim/kwanjangnim plays golf.
> > Even though you might hate to admit it, you secretly and
> > subconsciously believe that Korean masters from Korea are better at
> > Korean martial arts, even though they spend most of their time
> > drinking, smoking, golfing and singing karaoke.
> > Every time you see a Korean gentleman, you wonder what he knows
> > about martial arts and what his rank is.
> > You say "Yes sir!" more in class than you would if you were in the
> > military.
> > You donate more free time to your Korean martial arts school than
> > you do your church.
> > Your vacation time is devoted to attending Korean martial arts events.
> >
> > You visit cities that you would otherwise never visit because of
> > Korean martial arts events.
> > When visiting a new city, you grab the yellow pages and check out
> > all the Korean martial arts listings.
> > You plan on visiting Korea some day.
> > You have a deeper interest in Korean martial arts culture and
> > history than you do your own culture and history.
> > You are prouder of your 1st Dan black belt certificate than your
> > high school diploma, even though the high school diploma took you 13
> > years of 6 hour/day, 5 days/week training to get.
> > The happiest moments of your life and your fondest memories have to
> > do with Korean martial arts.
> > You check out a potential place to live based on the suitability of
> > working out and hanging a heavy bag.
> > You don't lift heavy weights because it might slow you down.
> > Being able to do the chinese splits is a major life goal for you.
> > You like kicking walls when no one is looking.
> > You view every little hand held item as a potential weapon.
> > If you are younger than Chuck Norris, you think his kicks are slow
> > and his techniques suck.
> > If you are Chuck's age, you wish you could do half the things he is
> > able to do.
> > You try to figure out a way to incorporate techniques you see in
> > movies and TV into your martial arts.
> > You wonder why Blockbuster never carries any of those martial arts
> > videos you see advertised in martial arts magazines.
> > You buy your kids martial arts items for their birthday or for
> > Christmas.
> > You surf the internet looking mostly for Korean martial arts sites.
> > The overwhelming majority of the email you receive is related to
> > Korean martial arts.
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